fourstrings | the woods are lovely, dark and deep

the woods are lovely, dark and deep

[ What’s so special about this tree, huh?

For Wolfwood, the answer is simple. He’d done a job that pissed off the wrong people, was going to have to move again and dreading packing up all his shit, when a man pale as moonlight and broad in the shoulders as your average wagon had walked up to him like he was trying to put his feet through the earth instead of on top of it and told him he was now a guard. And Wolfwood had laughed – guarding is a shit job, too much sitting around, the payoff too brief when someone finally tries something – until the man produced a bag of more money than Wolfwood had ever seen in one place. He'd said yes, obviously. Before he’d asked what he was to guard.

He should have asked.

He’d roared with laughter when he saw the tree, which had gone… badly. The man who was paying him told him (in a voice that sounded very like he hadn’t used it in a long time) that he had already accepted the payment, and if he wasn’t going to take his job seriously there would be more serious repercussions than paying the money back. So Wolfwood thought… fine. It was out of town, there was a little cottage for him to stay in – not right next to the tree, but close enough to see it. Tough not to, really; it was big, must have been old as hell. And it was… nice, out there. Quiet and green with a well for fresh water, a river running to a lake that would be good for fishing, plenty of game to hunt, and a few wild fruit trees scattered around if he got a sweet tooth. He could use some peace and quiet after things had gone so badly. So he settled in, and became a guard for a tree.

It's still hard to imagine why a tree is worth enough money that Wolfwood will never need to obtain more of it, but he’s grown fond of it. He’s not sure what kind of tree it is; the bark is pale and smooth but knotted and burled in ways that mean Wolfwood almost sees pictures in it when he runs his hands over the trunk. The leaves change colour with the seasons; riotously green in spring and summer, bright and cheerful gold and red in autumn. But trees like that drop their leaves in winter, and this one… doesn’t. Those leaves turn dark but they stay on, providing shelter for all manner of woodland creatures while everything is cold and wet. And he starts to imagine he understands why the moonlight man is so fond of it, too. There’s… a feeling about this tree. Wolfwood find himself returning to it often, sitting under its branches to whittle (other wood, not this one – you don’t take risks like that when you’re paid this much), sometimes talking to it because there’s not another speaking being out here since the one time a dude approached it with an axe and Wolfwood had sent him off with a promise that if he came back the axe would be going through his skull. He gets attached. He rests under it as he makes things, eats his lunch under the shade of its branches. Gets drunk one day, tells a story about his escapades as a street urchin and thinks he hears the leaves rustling on this still and breezeless day, lets himself think that the tree is laughing along with him and pours a little of his wine at its roots like sharing a drink. When summer comes and the sun beats down hot he strips off under its branches, goes for a swim in the lake, and when he returns to the tree to doze while he dries off before dressing again he could swear the branches shift until the shadow of them keeps the sun off him, safe from burning. A woodpecker lands in the branches one day, starts hammering at the bark with its beak, and Wolfwood is nuts enough out here with no company but the tree by now that he swears he feels a wave of disapproval when he pegs a stone at the bird to move it away.

Sorry, tree, he says, but some lunatic paid me good money to make sure you’re not damaged. He runs a hand over its smoothly knotted bark, and tells himself next time he’ll just shout.

It’s a quiet life, but nice. He’s been there nearly a year. Complacent. Which is why it’s the thud of an axe that wakes him, not the sound of people. He rushes out, dressed in the pants he fell asleep in but sword in hand. There’s a brief yelling match – apparently this tree is magical and the men want the wood for – some shit, Wolfwood doesn’t listen. Swings his sword instead. He doesn’t actually want to kill them, because then he’d have to deal with disposing of bodies. That’s probably what gets him, in the end. They leave, injured but not imperilled, but one of them throws an axe at him as a parting shot. Not as bad as it would be if they’d swung it, but he knows from the sick, hot pain deep in his thigh that the bone is broken. It’s some kind of mania that keeps him on his feet until they’re far gone, and only then does he allow himself to go to the ground, drag himself back under the shelter of the tree and wonder how the fuck he’s going to get back to his cabin and tend this wound. He puts a hand over the shallow gash they’d made in the tree like the one he has pressed to his own leg, and counts himself lucky that these idiots apparently didn’t know how to use axes on men or trees. ]

This is a fine fuckin’ mess we’re in, huh?

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Well...

Even if that's not why you were here, it was still nice. Having company.

[ very handsome, sometimes naked company, at that! ]

Hey now. What's this about was? Is it 'cause I'm slacking on the worship?

[ He - just barely - manages to resist adding a wink to the grin that unfurls across his face. ]

I already told you I'm planning on sticking around. I can stay out of your hair if that's what you want, but... I'm hoping it's not. You're good company. Even as a tree. Gotta say I like this better, though.

[ oh! vash flusters a little, almost like he really did need the reminder that wolfwood's still planning to stay. and that grin! not helping. ]

You weren't worshipping at all. Laying around naked doesn't count! [ but his own smile is back, and there's a lilt like laughter in his voice. ] And only one offering?

I wasn't raised with tree religion! How was I supposed to know what a tree wants for an offering? And if witches getting around naked is a sign of their devotion I don't see why it doesn't count for me.

[ There's a shot here though, and he decides to grab it. ]

Tell you what. I'm not a bad cook. You stay man-shaped for a little longer and I can make you a real nice dinner from the bounty of your woods, how's that?

[ sure, wolfwood mentioned liking his company, but! the offer still catches vash off-guard enough that it takes him a moment to answer. ] I --

[ his voice drops down again, back into something that's almost shy. ] You want to? I was only kidding about the offerings!

Not an offering, then. Just dinner with a friend.

[ And that's not an offering, exactly, but at least an offer. And a chance to make good on all his talk about friendship, even if he's probably going to spend a lot of time staring at Vash's beautiful face. If he used to be worshipped as a god he's probably used to a little staring, right? ]

Dinner with a friend.

[ because he can't help but echo it back to him, his voice soft and awed.

if his brother ever found out, he'd be furious -- ]

Yeah. I'd like that, Wolfwood. Dinner with a friend.

Alright, then.

[ It's impossible not to smile softly at the tone of Vash's voice, like just the thought of it is a marvel. It makes him want to put his arms around Vash, draw him in close - but that's a little much before they've even had that dinner, probably. ]

Is there anything you don't eat?

[ Part of him expects a forest spirit to be vegetarian, but that's kinda goofy. The forest eats everything, right? Plants, animals, even people who die out here and get buried - they all go back to the soil. ]

Humans! [ brightly. is he joking? hard to tell. ]

Despite a few rumors that say otherwise.

Ha! Good to know.

[ And he just... starts walking towards the lake, inclining his head slightly and hoping Vash will follow. Even though he said he was just going to make a meal, not an offering, the idea of making something for Vash that comes entirely from his land is an appealing one. ]

You ever get people as offerings? How do you deal with that? Give 'em a polite no thank you, fake it? [ He grins wickedly. ] Take 'em to bed?

[ there’s a moment of hesitation, but… then vash is trotting himself right after wolfwood. and since dinner with friends is a very human thing to be doing, it feels like it requires clothes! a little shift of his magic, and then a robe is flowing around him from seemingly nowhere at all, the same rich red color to match his leaves in fall and soft as the velvet underside of new foliage.

all of that without missing a step, but the question(s) that get thrown back at him are almost enough to make him trip. the bright pink flush is back! ]

… it used to happen. A long time ago. But normally it was just people sent into the forest and left to wander. [ the worst was when it had been children, but luckily those had been few and far between. ] I tried to keep the paths clear for them, and some of them even lived for years in your cottage.

[ Oh, holy shit.

Wolfwood - hears something? Or feels it, maybe, like a little change of pressure in the air, and looks around to see that robe taking shape. Cuts his eyes away for a moment, because watching Vash dress seems a lot more invasive than just being around him while he's naked, but when it's finished and he looks back it's easy to see why people thought of him as a god. The red makes the hues of his hair and eyes seem all the richer, makes him look even more otherworldly. Beautiful. ]

It's got a history, then. Kinda funny I wandered in here and started acting like one of your followers without even knowing it. Feels like I was meant to meet you like this.

[ it’s hard to tell if that line is supposed to be flirting, but it makes vash flush pink regardless. almost like wolfwood knows that vash has always been hopeless that sort of thing — fate and destiny, soulmates with their paths tangling together. ]

I don’t think it counts. [ but his tone sounds more teasing than dejected, amusement creeping in. ] Not when someone paid you to come here.

[ The reminder that the reason for their meeting was money, not fate, does take the shine off it a little... but only a little. Vash sounds amused rather than depressed about it, so Wolfwood counts it as a win and smiles to match. ]

Not fate, then. Maybe just your brother trying to set you up. Unless he didn't get the memo about you not eating people.

[ And speaking of eating, here's the lake! He squats down to roll up the legs of his pants, though his eyes are still on Vash. ]

[ okay, wolfwood doesn’t know nai well enough to know how not likely that is, but it doesn’t stop that laugh from escaping. ]

You found a way to make fate sound more likely! Soulmates after all.

Hn. [ Soulmates are the kind of woo he doesn't usually believe in, but... ] Think I like the sound of that. Now, hang tight.

[ He's expecting to have to check a few of the traps before he finds something, maybe use several smaller fish - but when he hauls in the rope for the very first trap, the splashing lets him know he's got something worthwhile before he even sees it. And then when it's up -

a trout, colourful and fat enough to feed both of them very well indeed. Wolfwood laughs at the sight of it, cuts a look back towards Vash. ]

Did you do that?

[ did he? it’s… maybe a little hard to tell! it wasn’t a conscious effort, but the forest tends to move to adapt itself to vash’s moods and wants, and… this past year, one of those wants has become very much to see wolfwood happy and taken care of.

but! it’s not like wolfwood knows that well enough for vash to have to be embarrassed about it! it can just stay his little secret. ]

Noooo! I’ve put all my faith in your skills! You’re the expert on dinner with friends, here.

All me, then? Good thing. I'd hate to disappoint.

[ Not bothering to hide his doubt of the absolute truth of what Vash has said, but it's entertained rather than suspicious - if Vash is letting him win, he should at least accept it with grace. He uses the little fold-out knife that lives in his pocket to dispatch the fish quickly - catching them can be fun, but watching them flop around gasping for breath isn't - washes the blood away in the lakewater and walks back to Vash with their prize. ]

I dunno if I'd call myself an expert, but with a catch like this I can fake it. C'mon, Blondie. The fresher this is the more worthy it's gonna be of a forest god.

Oooh, so you upgraded me from just a tree, huh?

[ falling back into step with him as they begin the trek towards the cottage, stepping as lightly across the forest floor as a deer. ]

Yeah, well. You seem like you're settling into it, now.

[ Even the way he's walking, graceful and light as if his feet are touching the ground for the tradition of it rather than necessity. It's a world away from how he was before, stumbling, trapped by his borrowed pants. And the funny thing is it doesn't even seem like he was pretending before - just like having the secret out has made him more able to be himself.

It's a good feeling, to think Wolfwood played a part in that. ]

's a good look on you.

[ there’s a little laugh, and he turns a smile towards wolfwood. ]

I didn’t say I was a god, either. Only that some people used to think so!

[ Every time Vash smiles right at him, all Wolfwood wants to do is kiss him. And he may be a little rough around the edges, may have been living with very little human contact for almost a year, but he knows you can't go kissing someone for the first time with a dead fish in your hands! So he ends up quiet a moment, halfway between basking in it and stunned, before he remembers to smile right back. ]

You gotta cut 'em a break. Now I see you like this, I get it.

[ He's still hurrying a little more, now. The sooner they get in the cabin the sooner he can cook this fish and make his dinner-with-a-friend offering, and that frees him to make... other offerings. ]

Wh --? [ he blinks, casting a look down at himself. ] Why?

Just because I look more like a human?

[ whoa! maybe wolfwood is just now realizing how hungry he is, because vash has to lengthen his own stride to catch back up with him. ] I thought you had a thing for trees!

Ha ha.

[ Dry, but he's grinning. He did walk right into that tree thing, after all. ]

Nah, I mean all regal and shit. The robes, walkin' like you could float if you wanted and you're just walkin' 'cause it's the done thing. It's pretty different to seein' you get all tangled up in my pants. You were pretty damn cute before, but now you're... [ Wolfwood wracks his brain for a moment. He doesn't use a lot of words that would be suitable, in general, so it takes a beat to come up with one ] majestic.

[ that gets another one of those flustered sounds out of him, and vash can feel the heat that rushes into his cheeks. ]

I — [ it’s embarrassing, having wolfwood say all of that to him with such sincerity, but vash would be lying if he said there wasn’t a secret little part of him that liked the praise. ] I just thought…

You're supposed to wear clothes when you’re having dinner with friends! Right?

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