[ it probably says a lot that ajay doesn’t even spare a passing thought for the fact that pagan is leading him half-naked through the palace. and maybe ajay would marvel at it, but all his attention is wrapped up hopelessly in pagan.

… is this some kind of vampire seduction magic? is there even a way to ask politely if it is? (and does he honestly care? probably not.)

but! here they are! and ajay is taking a second to take it all in, blinking around at the room in a way that makes it obvious he wasn’t exactly sure what to expect. ]

Oh, wow. You have a real bed in here. [ and then one of those stupid little snort-laughs. ] Y’know, I wasn’t exactly sure what I was gonna do if you tried to get me to do it in a coffin.